Being a long time listener to Russell Brand and Matt Morgan's Radio 2 show (Saturdays,9PM), I have moderately fallen in love with Russell and Matts rambling on the show. Here is my FIRST attempt to write one 
. It was written very quickly in a moment of boredom but i thought i would post in annnnnnyways in tribute to Russ and Matt.
Russell: You are listening to the Russell Brand show, completely live, on Radio2. I am your host, for this evening, and indeed most Saturday evenings, the multi talented Russell Brand! And I am of course here, with, the shy pitiful wreck of a man whoI am forced to spent the duration of these shows with, Matt Morgan. Say hello Maffoo!
Matt: Forced? Hi. Your not forced, I’m forced if anything…by you!
Russell: OI! I don’t force anyone to do nothing! I’m a Kind gentleman! Which is more than I can say for you!
Matt: You do! You force people to do things all the time, wherever you go its like slave labour.
Russell: Hahahaha, no it’s not mate, because I am a gentleman of peace! Whoo! Yeah! The revolution’s coming! A new Age of peace! Ask anyone.
Matt: Yeah? Should we ask that woman from the coffee shop earlier?
Russell: Apart from her.
Matt: Mmhmm, exactly. No one’s gonna support your “revolution“…
Russell: The RUSSolution, I believe they’re calling it now, and by them…I mean me. No sorry, go on mate.
Matt: See, no one’s gonna support it with you, abusing women in coffee shops, interrupting my sentences and wearing those RIDICULAS leather trousers!
Russell: This is the style mate! Get in touch!
Matt: You look like your legs have been painted.
Russell: I know! Its good. I like it. And I wasn’t ABUSING women in coffee shops! Just one. Hahaha. Nah she was alright, weren’t she mate?
Matt: She looked as if she was about to cry!
Russell: She weren’t upset! That’s just the effect I have on people! Remember that man earlier? He wept when I gave him that friendly hug.
Matt: You stepped on his toe, remember?
Russell: Oh yeah…It’s alright…I think he liked it.
Matt: …
